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Dear Facebook..! Plz change your “What’s on your mind” to “Copied..??…Now Paste Here”! 😛 😛 :P:P

People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute 🙂

Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that…. i:e Facebook xD

There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That’s Why There Is…. F A C E B O O K…:p 😀 :O

Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D

What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in love with fake profile… And it hurts them 😛 😛

When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face….

You need a rajnikanth’s heart… to reject a Girl’s request on facebook =)) :p

Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that “People are more interested in others lyf then their own!”

Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?

I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don’t wanna leave it.

Dear Facebook… Everytime I add a girl you ask me “Do you know her?” Is she your sister..??? :p

Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle that- “PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own” 😛

I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

When I’ll Die, I’ll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To – “Is Chilling With God”

When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” 🙂

The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? 😉 😛

I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.

SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.

Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story

It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can’t share :/ 😛

 

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