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Best Cool Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

life is simple if we are simple….

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 🙂

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.

Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

“FBI, Open the door!”… Uh… no … it’s cool when you break in.

Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

When I was born. Devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!!!’

Sometimes It’s better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I’m the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?

you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you dont really care..

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.

The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.

My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance. ..It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the ‘LOL’ was necessary.

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas 🙂

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….

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