Facebook Status

Best Facebook FB Status Update

Dear Facebook..! Plz change your “What’s on your mind” to “Copied..??…Now Paste Here”! 😛 😛 :P:P

People on facebook dont even bother to say HI.. but they never forget to wish you birthday! how cute 🙂

Drug?? No thanks, I am addicted to worst than that…. i:e Facebook xD

There Are Lessons In Life That Cannot Be Taught In School That’s Why There Is…. F A C E B O O K…:p 😀 :O

Facebook and Twitter are becoming new favorite investigative tools for divorce lawyers.:p=D

What is the problem of boys on facebook, They fell in love with fake profile… And it hurts them 😛 😛

When Ever I see Your NaMe In My NotiFication I dun Know wHy a SMILE AutomatiCally ComeS On My Face….

You need a rajnikanth’s heart… to reject a Girl’s request on facebook =)) :p

Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that “People are more interested in others lyf then their own!”

Is convinced Facebook is a time machine. . . I only came on a minute ago and already 2 hours have passed!?

I login to Facebook, I get bored, but i still don’t wanna leave it.

Dear Facebook… Everytime I add a girl you ask me “Do you know her?” Is she your sister..??? :p

Why is FaceboOk such a hit? It wOrks on the principle that- “PeOple are mOre interested in Others life than their Own” 😛

I hates studying for exams, Is there any fb APPLICATION for that?

When I’ll Die, I’ll Give Permission To Ma Friend For Changing My Status To – “Is Chilling With God”

When you take an amazing picture you automatically think: “That will be my new profile picture”.

If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single” 🙂

The first thing we think when someone takes a photo of us..Will it look good on Facebook ? 😉 😛

I hate when I look horrible in a group picture and the person that looks good refuses to delete it.

SINGLE is not a relationship status. Its a word describing your loneliness. If you ask me, yes I’m SINGLE.

2 mints silent for those.. Who seen but didn’t like my posts.

You are the reason behind why I log-in to facebook everyday.

Behind every deleted Facebook & Whatsapp account there is an untold story

It really sucks when the only status that comes to your mind is something you can’t share :/ 😛

 

Cool Status

Best Cool Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

life is simple if we are simple….

Dreams are just the brain’s Screen-savers.

Life without mistakes is like, education without books.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

It’s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.

*Walking around supermarket* *Don’t see mom* ACT COOL, ACT COOL!

I’m jealous of my parents, i’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs 🙂

Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.

Yelling “You’re cool!” when you see somebody doing something stupid.

Or, you know.. DON’T text back.. that’s cool too.

“FBI, Open the door!”… Uh… no … it’s cool when you break in.

Oh so now I’m invisible to you? That’s cool. I’ve always wanted a superpower.

Nowadays, “Cool” means- “I really don’t care.”

“Wow you’re cool.” LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes .

You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.

Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.

Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn’t let you sleep.

I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Had a really great ‘Night Out’ last night, according to my police report.

The road to success is always under construction.

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.

Born to express not to impress.

Silent people have the loudest minds.

When I was born. Devil said, ‘Oh Shit! Competition!!!’

Sometimes It’s better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.

I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

I’m the dude with cool attitude

Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

Silence is the best response to a fool.

A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.

It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.

Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..

Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…

Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…

Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..

Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..

I don’t care what people think or say about me!..

I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.

There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.

Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!

Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!

Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!

Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!

If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.

I’m cool but Summer made me hot!

Apni to bass ek hi wish hai… Ser pe Taaj.. Sath me koi Khass Aur is kamini duniya pe Raajjj !!

Life is too short Don’t waste it updating status!

Work until you don’t have to, introduce yourself.

Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.

I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.

Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… It’s called #Sunday, please fix it !

Don’t you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side 🙂

Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool. Im eating a sandwhich…. You want those leftovers too?

you’re sorry ? that’s cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.

Your profile picture is a car…..that’s cool I didn’t know you were a transformer

I can’t clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find..

Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that “cool” mood. “Like” you dont really care..

If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he’d stop saying I’m unproductive.

You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That’s what I like about you.

The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, & a really cool funny kid.

My bank lets me send a text message and it’ll text back with my balance. ..It’s a cool feature but I didn’t think the ‘LOL’ was necessary.

on Facebook seaching up people with the last name hontas.I think it would be cool to poke a hontas 🙂

Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful… Remember that.

Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.

Sitting at home: Oh cool it’s raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT’S RAINING!

Friend: I’m so over him! Me: Cool, let’s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA….

Birthday Status

Best Happy Birthday Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

No matter where life takes us, no matter how far we are from each other, the memories of our friendship will remain in my heart forever. Happy birthday.

From the bottom of my heart, I wish you a very happy birthday. May it be filled with love, blessings, and joy.

Only people with lots of luck and good karma get best friends like you. Stick with me forever. Happy Birthday!

May every Birthday remind you the number of people who love you and can’t do without you. I’m one of them! Happy Birthday.

You need to enjoy and have fun on your Birthday as much as people have enjoyed having you in their lives. Happy Birthday!

May you be gifted with life’s biggest joys and never-ending bliss. After all, you yourself are a gift to earth, so you deserve the best. Happy Birthday.

I wish you a very Happy and warm Birthday. Your friendship has touched all of us. May you get all you desire.

I pray that your birthday is rich in good faith and love as you celebrate another year of blessed life, dear friend.

Our friendship is made of gold and it will never rust, will stay precious until the world turns to dust. Happy Birthday and may your every wish come true!

Birthdays are best celebrated with lots of chocolates, wine, friends and close ones. May you have a great Birthday. Don’t forget to invite me!

For u i am always here to stay,each year to wish happiest birthday.

May all happiness come 2 u in all your rest life.many many happy returns of the day.

On your b’day, some words of wisdom… smile while u still have teeth. happy b’day.

I wish you happy birthday i wish you many more, i wish you peace and happiness….

Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always.

Happy Birthday to the MOST WONDERFUL, AWESOME, BEAUTIFUL, COURAGEOUS and GREAT FRIEND you are… Have an awesome Birthday.

Birthdays are the milestones of this adventurous journey which we call life.

Whenever you cross one of these milestones, thank God for all his blessings and move forward with a new enthusiasm.

Its another birthday for you.God picked another petals on your flower,wishing your flowers may bloom for year. MANY more happy return’s of the day.

Birthdays are 4 fun Enjoy a sticky bun I’m glad u r my mate Hope your birthday’s great.

LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today to freshen your soul and body! Happy birthday.

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don’t lose your confidence go always ahead Happy birthday.

In soft gleaming of stars….may all ur dreams come true, may every star of every night bring love and joy to you happy birthday..

Thinking of you and the good times we spent make me smile! Happy birthday to a friend who is always close to my heart.

Wishing you all the best that life has to offer on your birthday. May you always stay happy and blessed!

Life is boring when you are not around. Happy Birthday to you – let’s make it grand!

Sending birthday blessings filled with love and peace and joy wishing sweetest things happen right before your eyes.

You celebrate your birth day am also coming and we enjoy together. happy birth day to you.

God think the world is beautiful then he born u Happy Birthday!!!

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.

Birthday cake is the only food you can blow on and spit on and everybody rushes to get a piece.

Remember that when its not yours and be nice to your friends today. Happy Birthday!

It’s hard to find a birthday present that says “I think your a douche but I still want a piece of your cake please.”

On your birthday lots of people are thinking of you. I just wanted to let you know that I am one of them. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.

Happy Birthday to my sister!! I hope you have the best birthday of all time for the best girl of all time. Something like that!! 🙂

Happy birthday to one of the coolest people I know, who only gets cooler with age.

Hope lovely surprises Are coming your way, To make your Birthday A wonderful day!

I hope that 4 every candle on your cake u get a wonderful surprise.. Happy birthday.

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.

Here’s wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day.

Happy birthday to the most sweetest and sugary person I know, Have an awesome day ahead and stay blessed, Happy birthday!

On your Birthday, all I want to tell you is that you should be regret-free and disease-free! Wishing you a Happy Birthday.

Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.

Happy Birthday. Wishing you more glorious and wonderful years on the surface of the earth – or wherever you might be.

All I got you for your birthday was this post. Hope you enjoy it! Try not to read it all at once. Happy Birthday.

Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

May your birthday be filled with smiles, sunshine, love, and laughter.

“Happy birthday to you” is the most sung song in the world and it has been sung in space as well.

Trying to look happy when no money falls out of your birthday card.

Am I the only one who feels like a complete idiot when other people sing “Happy Birthday” to you…

Life is very short, So enjoy every moment, Don’t lose Ur confidence Go always ahead.Happy Birthday.

Wishing you tons of happiness and joy on your special day. Happy Birthday my mate!

May this birthday of yours bring you good luck and fortune. But even more than that, may it bring you oodles of true love and friendship. Happy Birthday

May your birthday be the window which opens A million vistas that help you in the fulfillment of Ur dream and accomplishment of your goals… “Happy Birthday”

The world changed forever the day you were born. As your best friend, I’m glad that day happened. Happy Birthday, my friend! Live long and prosper!

There are two bright stars in the sky today, one is the Star of God and one is you! I hope you keep shining bright for the rest of your life. Happy Birthday!

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear…But yours gives most, for mine did only lend Me to the world, yours gave to me a friend.

The best Birthday wish that you can get for the day is that may you live each moment of your life to the very fullest, without any regrets. Happy Birthday!

The sun rose today with a very special charm, the clouds cleared today with a very special intent and the trees are all swaying in unison – just to wish you a very Happy Birthday.

Finding a great friend is like looking for a four leaf clover. But I did get lucky! Happy Bday! May beauty and happiness surround you today and beyond.

When I think of my favorite foods, I can never make up my mind. But when I think of my favorite people, I immediately know that means YOU! Happy Birthday.

Secret sharer Fashion consultant Comfort giver Co-diet buster Co-operative bank always beside me like best friend today is really special day Very Happy Birthday.

Angry Status

Best Angry Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.

I will not delete you or block you. I am keeping you there so you will be able to see how happy I’m without you.

Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.

Never forget what someone says to you when they are angry, because that’s when the truth comes out.

My silence doesn’t mean that I quit.. It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand.

Everything is getting expensive except some people, they are getting cheaper.

If you’re going to talk about be behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face!

Never make yourself feel like nothing to make someone else feel like everything.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.

A man is about as big as the things that make him angry.

Anger is only one letter short of Danger.

Don’t make so many promises when you can’t even keep one.

Some friends are like pennies. Two-faced and worthless.

It sucks when you realize you rejected other people for that one person who wasted your time.

Some people never realize the emotional and mental damage they do to others.

Nobody makes you angry, you decide to use anger as a response.

Anger makes you smaller, while forgiveness forces you to grow beyond what you were.

Stop being so negative, go see a psychiatrist or something facebook is for happy people.

Tired of waking up everyday and putting on a stupid fake smile and lying to the world.

It’s tough when the people you care about the most are the ones who make you feel the worst.

Do not teach your children never to be angry, teach them how to be angry.

There are no words to describe the anger and frustration that I am feeling right now.

You think that you have damaged me but really you just made me that much more stronger.. Thank You!!

The worst tempered people I’ve ever met were people who knew they were wrong.

I just don’t care if anyone doesn’t like me I wasn’t put on earth to entertain everyone.

Two things a man should never be angry at…What he can help… and what he cannot help.

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Everyone has the right to be angry but that doesn’t give them the right to be cruel.

If you’re going to talk about me behind my back, don’t smile at me to my face!

Second chances are only meant for those who learned from the first time.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.

Where there is anger, there is always pain underneath.

Not the fastest horse can catch a word spoken in anger.

Anger is short lived madness.

Anger is just one letter short of DANGER!!!

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk.

An angry man opens his mouth and shuts his eyes.

Telling someone to calm down just makes them so much more angry.

Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them.

Sometimes you just wanna give people a high five to the face.

Sometimes I’m just not in the mood to talk.

By God, there’s a lot to make you angry.

 

Amazing Status

Best Amazing Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

Short Amazing Quotes and Sayings

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

 

Alone Status

Best Alone Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

I hate being broken. I hate that i cannot go back

Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.

Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can’t speak.

The only way is to move on, because if you don’t you’ll be suck where you are.

It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.

How did I go from being so happy, to so sad..

Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it won’t work.

Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.

Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.

Wake me up when things are going right for once.

1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I’ll see what I gained.

The higher you climb on love’s ladder, the harder you fall.

I’m invisible, until someone needs me.

I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.

What’s the point in all this screaming, no one’s Listening any way.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

I hate being the one that causes you this pain..

Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.

Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.

It’s sad to be happy alone.

It’s so lonely when you don’t even know yourself.

Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is.

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.

Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.

Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone.

Remember we’re all in this alone.

Loneliness is the first thing which God’s eye named, not good.

If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.

They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.

You can’t be lonely if you are in company of the person you’re alone with.

You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.

That Sad Moment When Your Silence To Save Relation Consider As Your Ego….

All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness

As a rule, our minds are sad.

The soul of sadness is self .

No matter how hard I try you’re never satisfied..

You make me feel like I’m going in spirals, I dont know what to do.

People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you’re just wasting your time.

The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they’ll make sure they get what they want from you.

Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn’t appreciate it.

Thank you for breaking my heart, because without that I wouldn’t be the person I am today with the person I love.

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way.

Short Alone Quotes and Sayings

Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.

Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.

Sometimes I’ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

Sometimes loneliness is my gud Frnd!!

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.

Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.

Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.

The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.

I’ll never forget how being depressed and lonely feels great like a companion to each other.

Sometimes the people that u don’t want to get hurt doesn’t care if they hurt you!

Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people

Is having one of those days where they feels like they can’t do anything right.

Life’s so shit it makes what comes out the dog’s ass look good!

How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap

but by the seeds that you plant.

A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.

You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

The most painful memory.. When I walked away and you let me go.

It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

I’m tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.

Is feeling like the weight of the world is sitting on their shoulders.

Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!

When You Sit Alone .. You Sit With Your Past ..

If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears

There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.

The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.

Let no one think I gave in.

Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.

I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.

I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..

Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.

You must be, said the Cat. or you wouldn’t have come here.

The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

QUIET! I can’t hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!

Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you

Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by

I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile

It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall

I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends

Only you can put a smile on my face when i’m sad..

I hate when people say they miss you, but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.

 

Best WhatsApp Status 2017 – Love, Hindi, Attitude WhatsApp Status!

Best WhatsApp Status 2017 Collection

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog

I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.

No expectations, No disappointments.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.

A simple hello could lead to million things.

Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.

My playlist can tell you the story of my life.

If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well… we all make mistakes.

Latest Status for WhatsApp & Facebook

Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone 😉

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.

I’m single because I take relationships seriousl

Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.

If love is true …it will always find a way

You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.

If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.

Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…

Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..

I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!

You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.

I am not special, I am a limited edition.

A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere

Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.

I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…

I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am wea

I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.

Silence speaks thousand words.

We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.

I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.

Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.

Status on WhatsApp 2017 Update

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

We become what we think about.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!

Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!

With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.

Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..

I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.

Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?

I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!

Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…

Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…

I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.

You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.

Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.

The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!

Of course i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!

Whatever it is – I didn’t do it!

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite