Amazing Status

Best Amazing Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?

I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

Yes, I agree. Mums can find everything. Except for the ringing phone in their bags!

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).

God is really creative, I mean…just look at me.

May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.

Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.

Relationship Status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.

When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.

One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.

Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!

I`m jealous of my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.

Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.

People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.

When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.

Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?

Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men’s toilet.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.

I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.

The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.

Short Amazing Quotes and Sayings

Don’t like me? Cool, I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

The only reason I am fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

Was going to rob a bank today but the pen was chained to the desk.

Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.

If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.

ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ

Oooooh, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.

Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.

I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.

Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.

When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it’s like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun.

It’s funny how all trust goes away when you can’t find the remote. ”Are you sitting on the remote?” No. ”Stand up”.

They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.

That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.

Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :’).

Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

 

Alone Status

Best Alone Status for Whatsapp & Facebook

I hate being broken. I hate that i cannot go back

Why am i so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?

Sometimes there is so much we feel but so little we can say.

Tears are prayers too. They travel to God when we can’t speak.

The only way is to move on, because if you don’t you’ll be suck where you are.

It must be really sad to not be able to do something you love as the years go by.

How did I go from being so happy, to so sad..

Don’t try to please other people if in the end, you know it won’t work.

Is trying very hard to keep it all together, but has run out of string and super glue.

Some friends only last but so long, then they step on you like dirt.

Wake me up when things are going right for once.

1 day you will see what you lost. 1 day I’ll see what I gained.

The higher you climb on love’s ladder, the harder you fall.

I’m invisible, until someone needs me.

I feel crappy inside, like something just broke.

What’s the point in all this screaming, no one’s Listening any way.

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.

I hate being the one that causes you this pain..

Smile and no one will see how broken you are inside.

Why does it always have to be the one that you love the most hits you the hardest?

The truth hurts for a little while, but lies hurt for a lifetime.

Sometimes people have to cry out all their tears, to make room for a heart full of smiles.

The greatest pain that comes from love is loving someone you can never have.

I will wait till the day I can forget YOU or the day you realize you can’t forget Me.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough.

It’s sad to be happy alone.

It’s so lonely when you don’t even know yourself.

Loneliness is about the scariest thing there is.

What loneliness is more lonely than distrust?

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely.

Loneliness is the most terrible poverty.

Alone, all alone Nobody, but nobody Can make it out here alone.

Remember we’re all in this alone.

Loneliness is the first thing which God’s eye named, not good.

If you are afraid of being lonely, don’t try to be right.

Loneliness is the universal problem of rich people.

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.

To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.

They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.

You can’t be lonely if you are in company of the person you’re alone with.

You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.

That Sad Moment When Your Silence To Save Relation Consider As Your Ego….

All gracefulness, it seems, is tinged with sadness

As a rule, our minds are sad.

The soul of sadness is self .

No matter how hard I try you’re never satisfied..

You make me feel like I’m going in spirals, I dont know what to do.

People say never give up, but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you’re just wasting your time.

The wrong person will never give you what you want, but they’ll make sure they get what they want from you.

Your heart is the most precious part of you, never donate it to someone who doesn’t appreciate it.

Thank you for breaking my heart, because without that I wouldn’t be the person I am today with the person I love.

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. No one can hurt you that way.

Short Alone Quotes and Sayings

Sometimes in life it’s good to be Alone… so that No jackass can hurt you.

Being lonely is like a storm with no rain, crying without tears.

Sometimes I’ts better To be Alone.. Nobody Can Hurt You!

I dont have a lot of friends, I just know a lot of people.

Sometimes loneliness is my gud Frnd!!

I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.

Behind those fake smiles their lies a lonely heart.

Loneliness is a part of you life. It teaches us that we are not complete in ourselves.

The worst loneliness is not to likes yourself.

I’ll never forget how being depressed and lonely feels great like a companion to each other.

Sometimes the people that u don’t want to get hurt doesn’t care if they hurt you!

Why be mean to animals when they treat u better then people

Is having one of those days where they feels like they can’t do anything right.

Life’s so shit it makes what comes out the dog’s ass look good!

How did we go from talking everyday to strangers?

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap

but by the seeds that you plant.

A girl doesn’t need anyone who doesn’t need her.

You Always Get Hurt The Moment You Begin To Care.

The most painful memory.. When I walked away and you let me go.

It’s better to be lonely then to be played by wrong people.

I’m tired of everyone telling me about their special person when I desperately want one of my own.

Is feeling like the weight of the world is sitting on their shoulders.

Some nights I burn in the fire of my own thoughts.

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.

Sometimes it’s better to be alone. Nobody can hurt you!

When You Sit Alone .. You Sit With Your Past ..

If you’re going to make me cry, at least be there to wipe away the tears

There is no point in crying, the tears wont bring you back to me.

How can I go back to where the smile i had was real.

The have no idea what a bottomless pit of misery I am.

Let no one think I gave in.

Be patient and tough; some day this pain will be useful to you.

I like having low self-esteem it makes me feel special.

I never knew that one singe blade could mess up my life..

Loneliness is the human condition. No one is ever going to fill that space.

You must be, said the Cat. or you wouldn’t have come here.

The pain is there to remind me that I’m still alive.

QUIET! I can’t hear you & all the voices in my head at the same time!

Some of us are just trying to get through the day without falling apart

Sometimes you need to run away just to see who will follow you

Maybe I am crazy but laughing makes the pain pass by

I have to cut because it’s the only way I can smile

It seems to me that the harder I try the harder I fall

I cry then I cut, then I cry again, it never ends

Only you can put a smile on my face when i’m sad..

I hate when people say they miss you, but don’t make a effort to speak to you or see you.

 

Best WhatsApp Status 2017 – Love, Hindi, Attitude WhatsApp Status!

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives.

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog

I’ll be drunk when I wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.

You remind me of my Chinese friend… Ug Lee

If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?

I am sad, but then i smile. That’s my life.

No expectations, No disappointments.

Life is Short – Chat Fast!

Totally available!! Please disturb me!!

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

Failure is not an option – it comes bundled with Windows.

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

Life is short, smile till you still have teeth.

A simple hello could lead to million things.

Dreams Don’t work unless you do.

You best teacher is the mistake you made in past.

My playlist can tell you the story of my life.

If i treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.

I love my job only when I’m on vacation

If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbours are not.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well… we all make mistakes.

Latest Status for WhatsApp & Facebook

Every whatsapp status is a silent message for someone 😉

Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status.

Hey there whatsapp is using me.

Love doesn’t hurt, Loving the wrong person does.

I’m single because I take relationships seriousl

Never give up on someone you love. Great things take time.

If you want to be TOGETHER. You have TO-GET-HER.

If love is true …it will always find a way

You look past my flaws, and call me beautiful.

If Plan A didn’t work, Alphabet has 25 more letters so stay cool.

Strong people never put others down, They lift them up…

Sugar? No thanks, i am already sweet..

I plan to make rest of my life, the best of my life!!

Common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it.

Hey god, if you can’t make my slim, please make my friends fat!!

You should understand It’s ok not to be perfect.

I am not special, I am a limited edition.

A Negative attitude is like tire without air, if you don’t change it, you won’t go anywhere

Strong positive attitude can create more miracles then any wonder drug.

I am really sorry if i changed, but you changed too…

I am Just Kind, You will regret if you think i am wea

I know i am awesome, and i don’t need your opinion.

Silence speaks thousand words.

We can’t be friends ‘Cause I’m still in love with you.

I love you more than stars in the sky and fish in the sea.

Every love story is beautiful, But ours is My Favorite!

Falling in Love is easy…But staying in Love is very special…

Rose is red, sky is blue, my love is true only for you.

Love doesn’t need a reason. Pure Love will come from the heart without reason. And stay every season.

Love doesn’t need to be perfect.It needs to be true.

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Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!

We become what we think about.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

If people talk behind your back, then Just Fart!!

Money talks but All mine ever says is Goodbye!!

With Great power, Comes great electricity bill.

Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..

I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.

Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?

I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!

Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…

Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…

I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.

You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.

Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.

The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!

Of course i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!

Whatever it is – I didn’t do it!

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite